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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Pretentious is...

blocking the whole milk case to argue with your boyfriend with his cashmere scarf about which type of organic milk to buy. You vote for the carton because you can "taste the plastic" of the jug.

jerk.

by the way, i saw your crack when you bent over to inspect the milk, it was hairy and i didn't like it. Low rise jeans are for women, not men.

1 comments:

Jamie said...

If you shopped at your local SUPER DUPER Wal-Mart, this type of hippie drama would not take place.

It would just be Bobby-Joanne bending over to look at the Skoal with a hairy butt crack.