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http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

Fucking AWESOME! Read the testimonials!

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


Where was this website when I was a pre-teen!? I'm telling my parents how pissed off I am!